sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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