i think i would be perfectly content if, on my deathbed, i could look back on a life that didn't have any fisting in it
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Randomize
