My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
you made out with another girl for some wings
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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