Ambien. No doubt about it.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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