When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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