he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
things i am: 1) still drunk 2) still wearing my leopard onesie 3) still gonna make my 9am lecture despite the odds CAN I GET A HIGH FIVE
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