u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
He is either going to be in my pants or get a restraining order against me.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I was not drunk enough for that final.
Randomize
