just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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