Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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