OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
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