Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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