i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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