I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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