Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
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