But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
We have so much sex to catch up on
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
There's even glitter on my cock...
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