At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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