girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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