I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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