Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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