Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
He shit in the fireplace
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
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