Just mADE A PArabola og urine
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
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