So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
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