Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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