That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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