let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
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