Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
when I finally convinced you to get off the floor you looked at me wild-eyed and said "the carpet was a VAST EXPANSE OF SEA"
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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