I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
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