What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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