No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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