i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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