You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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