Cold hands, warm shart.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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