So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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