Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
When i tried to give you something that wasn't tequila...like water....you kept saying it was against your religion.
I've always been the spiritual type.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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