I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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