Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I woke up in a poorly constructed blanket fort on a strange office floor covered in rug burns and champagne. How was your night?
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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