girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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