Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
i woke up and the dog was eating spaghetti off my chest.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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