Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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