I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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