: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Grab the Coors Light. Its time to get NASCAR drunk
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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