I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Apparently last night I yelled "the cops were called on a mother fucker and that mother fucker is me." And then proceeded to exorcise a sandwitch.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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