I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
you inspire me to be a worse person
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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