i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
