pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
She said her name was "party"
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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