I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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