Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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