There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
Randomize
