just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
He is an equal opportunity slut.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
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