im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
Then it hit me - his penis wasn't a shiny new toy anymore and I wanted a new one.
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