No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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