Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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