K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I feel so much closer to you now that I heard your poop splash into the toilet.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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